“You know, we spend way too much” “That’s true, can’t figure out where it all goes” “Yeah, my account is practically down to zero, we just have to save money” “Right! We can do it. Let’s start from right now. We’ll save money” Money: (crying out loud) Save me! Save me! “Heard that?! Someone is crying for help” Money: Help..(last gasp) “I heard it! I heard it! But I can’t see a thing!” “That’s impossible! We both heard it..so let’s look for it, dammit!” The thing about saving money is that we usually want to do it when we don’t have anything left to save.