It happens faster than shit

We don’t know that things are a disaster waiting to happen until:
1. We place a paint fixative spray amongst our daily deodorants.
2. Acquire a huge bed with awful corners.
3. Not look at our teeth while brushing every morning.
4. Play basketball to throw some groceries at the topmost cupboard.
5. Laugh a little too loud and a little too long.
6. Microwave a mosquito.
7. Carry six polybags in one hand, the sixth being eggs. And not have polydactyly.

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